Dateline: Eternia

An Experimental Endeavor:

Said J.S. Seal, "I don't care whose head you put on He-Man's body, they will always look constipated. You could put FDR's head up there and you would end up with our nation's only four-term and most constipated president."

Let the great experimente begin!

End experimente. 

Dateline: Masonic Temple, Salt Lake City

An Olde Time Jokke of an Earnest Encounter:

An agreeable ghost was sitting upon the steps of the local Masonic temple as a prominent Freemason approached. Said the ghost, "I beg your pardon, Sir. What is the difference betwixt a Freemason and a ghost?"

Said the prominent Freemason, "Good day, Sir. I do not know; prey tell."

Said the ghost, "Of myself I do not know, hence I made my inquiry, but I shall investigate the matter and settle our curiousities at my soonest convenience."

Whereupon the gentlemen shook hands and winked!

 End jokke.

Dateline: Cemetary, Draper City

A Most Droll Exchange:

A man was strolling without Draper Cemetery when he encountered a womanly ghost most fair. Said he, "Good evening, Madam. May I inquire as to the secret of your pallour for it is most fair and I should very much like it upon my wife."

"Sir, I fear you are mistaken for the secret of my countenance is not but death," said she.

Whereupon the gentleman replied, "Madam, there is no mistake."



End yarn.

Dateline: The Silver Queen, Virginia City

 An Olde Time Jokke Concerning A Most Impudent Ghost:

 
"Knock Knock"
"Who is calling?"
"A ghost, my good fellow."
"Ah, I see. Well, away with ye!"
"As you wish"

End joke.